Archive for August, 2008
Swisher, Soriano, and Tatis — Lusealin’ the Deal
I was living in San Francisco in 2005—the year that was considered Nick Swisher’s rookie year for the A’s—and his A’s formed a team that was pretty easy to love. I tried to get into the Giants—the stadium’s so nice that you really, really want to. Not to mention the fact that they sell tofu [...]
Little Umpires Made of Ticky Tacky
I was waiting in line at the supermarket today, and since I tend to grocery shop like a bachelor, I was in the express lane. I was staring off into space, having not yet had my second cup of coffee, and I happened to notice the items in the cart belonging to the girl in [...]
The Man Behind the Moose
There is a little known fact about Mike Mussina that I think it’s just about time we bring to the surface. True, he’s a terrific pitcher and has met with amazing success this year. And before I proceed, I definitely want to take a moment to tell all the people who were calling him a [...]
One Ring to Rule Them All
All the world’s a Farv, and all the men and women merely Farvers. Well, if that’s the case, then all the media coverage makes sense. Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I want to be hearing about the conflict in the Middle East, the animals on the endangered species list, the economy, Darfur, immigration, [...]
Dr. Farvil
OK. When I’m wrong, I’m wrong, and I’m a big enough person to admit it. Despite what I said the other day, it looks like Brett Farv may not be a mind numbing idiot after all. An attention hungry, self-obsessed, money grubbing media whore? Yes. But a mind numbing idiot? Looking improbable. I know. The [...]
Giuseppe Franco? THAT Guy’s Got an Edge
Let’s just call a spade a spade. Derek Jeter does NOT have an edge. He’s got class, grace under pressure, a good attitude, leadership skills. But this brings me back to my original point, which is that he doesn’t have an edge. Why then, I have to ask, would the people at Ford Edge have [...]
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