In an effort to back my assertion that he’s secretly a 12-year-old girl, Michael Kay apparently went to see He’s Just Not That Into You this past weekend.  Why is it that I know this useless piece of information, you ask? Good question.  I shouldn’t.  But when Colin Cowherd brought Kay onto his show, he apparently wasn’t in the mood to talk about sports.  So he decided to review movies instead.  And I learned a valuable lesson: The only thing worse than listening to Michael Kay talk about sports is listening to Michael Kay talk about anything other than sports.

According to Cowherd, the woman who saw the movie with Kay must have been really hot because a woman’s level of hotness is always directly proportionate to the crappiness of the movie a man is willing to see with her.  (Sounds scientific.)  According to me, the woman who saw the movie with Kay must have had really bad taste because the person with whom a woman chooses to spend her time is often a reflection of her taste level.

Kay reported that the movie was terrible but worth the $10.25 just to see Scarlett Johansson in her underwear.  It’s a wonder ESPN Radio doesn’t do better in the ratings-what with all this cutting edge sports coverage

Like I already said, I don’t know much about the qualifications for the People’s Hall of Fame, but something tells me that Michael Kay is totally never going to make the ballot. 

Which reminds me.  Make sure you vote.