We’re nearing the end of an era.

No, not the Steroid Era.  This is an inarguably better era marked by integrity, a big bat and a rarely discussed love of karaoke.

Having just come off of his second knee surgery in as many winters, Upper-deki will not be taking the field in the Grapefruit League.  Yesterday, Joe Girardi announced that Matsui will go to camp exclusively as the Bombers’ DH.  As far as the regular season is concerned, Girardi only anticipates using Matsui as an emergency left fielder when Johnny Damon is unable to play.

When questioned about this decision, Upper-deki responded through an interpreter, “That decision was made considering the situation with my knees, just being protective. I totally agree with his decision…I’m going to continue to make sure I prepare for the game. I’ll make sure I prepare to play defense as well. But as far as the decisions are concerned, that’s beyond my control.”

Man.  That guy can be such a prima donna.