That Latte’s On Me, Ken Griffey Jr.
by Melanie Greenberg in February 19th, 2009
Hats off to Ken Griffey Jr.
Having weighed the pros and cons of each of his alternatives, he came to the right decision based on an obvious conclusion-that the Braves are Satan’s minions. (I’m paraphrasing/guessing.) More importantly, he decided that if you’re given the opportunity to go back to the team you call home, you take it. Especially if that team is the Mariners and they’ve dubbed their ballpark, Safeco Field, “The House That Griffey Built.”
Very touching. And also just a lot better than Safeco Field.
Griffey was signed to a one year contract worth $2 million plus incentives. I, for one, am glad to see it happen.
And I’m pretty sure that Mariners fan feels the same way.
Brilliant/Hilarious
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