Archive for April, 2009
Surprise, Surprise
Just when you thought that the Yanks might actually be getting their groove back, more news about A-Rod. Awesome. Oh, nothing too surprising. Just speculation from the new Selena Roberts book that — surprise, surprise — he wasn’t totally forthcoming about his use of performance enhancing drugs after all. At the moment, with A-Rod such [...]
Told You So
It’s probably a little too soon for an, “I told you so.” But, since there are few things in life I enjoy saying more than, “I told you so,” I’m going to go ahead and say, “I told you so.” So, here it is: I told you so. Since I tend to “I told you [...]
Bad News Bombers
My first thought of the morning was that it was just a dream. It seemed to me much more plausible than the possibility that we had actually gotten swept by the Chowdas. In our very first series of the season. That we had not only gotten swept but that we had blown a six run [...]
Mariano Rivera — Not An Alien
Contrary to popular belief (and even a theory espoused on this blog), Mariano Rivera is not an alien who comes from a planet of mutant perfect adorable people. He’s just a person who happens to be a lot better at pitching a one inning ballgame than just about anyone. That said, people are people. And [...]
Like The Titanic Only More Home Runs
Jason Giambi’s back in the big apple for the Yanks’ series against the A’s, and while he may not have brought that moustache we all came to love so much, he didn’t leave home without the quick wit. When asked about the new Yankee Stadium, Jason Giambi had this to say, “It’s gigantic, but it’s gorgeous. I’m [...]
Trapped In The Rotunda: Chapter Three
For those of you who have been following my epic saga entitled “Trapped in the Rotunda,” I thought you might be interested to hear this little tidbit from Flushing last Saturday. So, I go to yet another Mets game with my friend Mike (Just think of him as the Twan in this story. To make [...]
The New Stadium: Exclusive Style
Forgive my delay. I had some emotional recovering to do after that catastrophe everyone keeps referring to as a ballgame on Thursday. Saturday, didn’t help much. Yesterday helped ease the blow. A little. But, yes, disappointing though it was, Thursday was the official home opener nonetheless. And exclusive coverage I have promised, so exclusive coverage [...]
Checking In
There’s a lot to catch up on. In good news, Captain Clutch is still Captain Clutch. And Nick Swisher has been weirdly awesome. Even as a pitcher. Which is good. Because it leads us to our bad news. Xavier Nady. All this we can catch up on and more later today. I’ll be heading to [...]
Trapped In The Rotunda: Chapter Two
When I left you with that cliffhanger at Citi Field, I was in the rotunda, and I had just received a mysterious call on my iPhone. Well, as it turns out, it wasn’t that mysterious. It was just my friend Chris who was also at the game and he just wanted to know where I [...]
Trapped In The Rotunda: Chapter One
Well, we all know what happened to the Yankees last night. If you don’t, you can read about it here. I’d just as soon not talk about it. Fortunately, I was spared the indignity of having to actually watch it because I was too busy taking in the splendor of Opening Night at Citi Field. [...]
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