Mea Culpa
If you have any concept of time, you might have noticed that it’s been a while. (And by a while, I mean an unforgivably long time.) I sincerely apologize for having neglected my duties. All I can say by way of explanation is that life went and got a little hairy on me for a while. Not hairy in the Kevin Youkilis overgrown face sense of the word. But trust that things were equally as unmanageable.
Unfortunately, I’m unable to promise you much different for a while. Consequently, I’m sorry to inform you that Struck Out Looking has seen its final days. In other words, I’m retiring. Again. (Thanks, Fav-ruh, for having paved the way.)
Fortunately, with the Yanks on top of the world and a christned new stadium, I feel it’s as good a time as any to say goodbye. I appreciate your readerhip and your comments. If, after all my ranting and raving, I can leave you with only one message about my take on both the world of sports and at large, let it be this: That guy’s got hands like tits.
Let them write it on my tombstone.
2 Comments
I won’t say ‘you’ll be missed’, I’ll say ‘you are missed’.
Whatever is going on, I’ll be rooting for you to give it the same kind of ride you gave baseball topics here.
Brilliant/Hilarious
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