The first round of the Subway Series has come and gone, and the Yankees have been awarded the bragging rights.  Kind of. We went 2-1 in the series, but I don’t know that Friday’s victory gave us much to brag about.  Still, at the end of the day, 2-1 is 2-1. I’ve been learning more [...]

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For those of who have missed that whiny, cloying pathetic sound we have come to know as A-Roid’s voice, we got a little taste of it last night.  Backlog. The YES network aired an interview with Michael Kay recorded earlier this month, in which A-Rod told the world that he had given up on being [...]

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Forgive me, Yankee fans.  My love of nationalism has stolen my focus of late.  But with twelve days left until the start of the season, I’m feeling pretty ready to get down to business. The spring got off to a shaky start, for reasons primarily related to A-Roid, and I confess that I was feeling [...]

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In the most recent issue of Details, Frost Tip engages in a bit of PDA with his closest friend and greatest admirer. Himself. On behalf of everyone with eyes, I just want to say, “EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.” Of course, A-Roid is the guy who taught us that when you lay your bed you have to sit on [...]

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Alex Rodriguez is going hybrid. That actually has less to do with his commitment to environmental friendliness than it sounds.  It’s just a cutesy putesy (stupid) way to refer to his decision to take a middle-of-the-road course of action–arthroscopic surgery.  It’s less aggressive than his other surgical option but obviously more aggressive than rehab without [...]

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If I could find a way to thoroughly cover the Yanks without ever mentioning A-Roid, I would.  It is my sincerest wish.  However, at this point, sadly, it’s like trying to discuss the earth without ever referring to the ocean. The latest is, of course, that A-Roid has a hip injury which may or may [...]

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As you have probably heard by now, Frost Tip has a hip injury that is threatening to keep him from the Classic.  I’m no doctor, but if I had to guess, I’d say that the injury was probably the result of overuse-if there’s one thing that’s sure to cause a strain on the hip, it’s [...]

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Admittedly, I’ve never been a public figure.  I haven’t had the good fortune to be a professional athlete either.  And I’ve certainly never had a specialty strength trainer to enhance my personal steroids regime.  Still, there are aspects of this relationship that confuse me in ways I think they shouldn’t. For starters, if you have [...]

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Miami-home of the apple bottom jean, reggaeton, and, apparently, A-Roid’s now infamous cousin Yuri Sucart.  That didn’t take long.  But I guess we knew it wouldn’t. So far, this is what we’ve learned about Yuri:  In addition to having been A-Roid’s drug mule for three years, he was also the guy who paid the bills, made the [...]

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Murder is worse than steroids.  No, believe it or not, Tim McCarver was not the one to bring that particular truth bomb to the world. Johnny Damon was.  Yesterday, in that display of Yankee support we’ve been hearing so much about, Damon spoke out in A-Roid’s defense, saying, “Yeah he did some bad things. He [...]

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