Himself.

On behalf of everyone with eyes, I just want to say, “EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.”

Of course, A-Roid is the guy who taught us that when you lay your bed you have to sit on it. So, I guess, in his universe, it would follow that when you look in a mirror you have to kiss it.

Still, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Forgive me. I would write more. But it’s hard to type when you’re hiding under the covers.