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Girardi And The Spacetime Continuum
Breaking news from The Bronx: Joe Girardi is apparently living in the Lakehouse. On Monday, Girardi made the following comments in reference to Joba Chamberlain: Do we start him or do we leave him in the bullpen? We have four days to kick it around, and we don’t really need that fifth starter until (July [...]
Trying A Little Extra
Last year, when the Cincinnati Reds came to New York for a visit for the first time in thirty years, Ken Griffey Jr. was decidedly unenthusiastic, commenting to the press, “My favorite Yankee Stadium memory? It’s leaving Yankee Stadium.” He was subsequently dubbed, “Grumpy Griffey” by the New York Post. (They’re very clever over there.) [...]
Righting a Wang
How can something so Wang feel so right? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist. And this from the girl who has a running beef with writers who choose titles like, “David’s Got The Wright Stuff.”) The point, however, is that Wang is back in our rotation. Supposedly, so is his sinkerball. On behalf of those of us [...]
Nobody Puts Joba In The Corner
It’s time for another dose of that medicine that I like to refer to as “Why doesn’t anybody listen to me?” And you’re about to get a heaping spoonful. Warning: If you’re tired of talking about Joba, you’d be best to click on your merry way. Because, yes, I’m going to do that again. I’ve [...]
Told You So
It’s probably a little too soon for an, “I told you so.” But, since there are few things in life I enjoy saying more than, “I told you so,” I’m going to go ahead and say, “I told you so.” So, here it is: I told you so. Since I tend to “I told you [...]
Just Like Old Times
So we didn’t sweep the Royals. Which is fine. Two out of three at someone else’s ball park ain’t bad. Except we should have swept the Royals. Despite a pretty humiliating week in the limelight, Joba pitched a great game. Four hits, one earned run. And, just like old times, the bullpen blew the game. [...]
40 Miles Of Bad Road
We may have thought that Joba had hit rock bottom with his DUI when, a couple days back, the smoking gun released video footage of his field sobriety test. You know, the video footage where he insults New Yorkers and tells a police officer that Yogi Berra is as tall as the front of a [...]
It Has To Be Nicer
Well, the stadium is open. And there’s one thing on which everyone can agree. It’s big, and it’s crazy fancy. For some, this is a plus. Take, for example, the Yankees. They like having a bigger dressing room, lockers with touchscreen computers, a chef. Sound decadent? Well, Brian Bruney said it best when he said, [...]
It’s Arraigning Men
Don’t ever say that that professional athletes have it easy. When Joba Chamberlain finally had his day in court for drunk driving charges, he was forced to suffer all the same consequences as any other old Joe Schmoe Nebraskan. He lost his license for sixty days, and we all know how hard it can be [...]
ClosersexecutiveDecision
According to an article in today’s New York Post, in the event of an injury to Mariano Rivera, Joba will step in and take his place. Innovative as ever, Yankees beat writer Bryan Hoch is referring to the Yanks new backup plan as the “Yankees ‘Break in case of emergency’ plan.’ Damn. I seriously can’t [...]
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