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Ready To Rumble
by Melanie Greenberg in March 25th, 2009
Topics: Uncategorized Tags: A-Rod, AJ burnett, CC Sabathia, hideki matsui, Jorge Posada, Mariano Rivera, Mark Teixeira, Yankees
Forgive me, Yankee fans. My love of nationalism has stolen my focus of late. But with twelve days left until the start of the season, I’m feeling pretty ready to get down to business. The spring got off to a shaky start, for reasons primarily related to A-Roid, and I confess that I was feeling [...]
His Momma Taught Him Better Than That
by Melanie Greenberg in February 17th, 2009
Mark Teixeira doesn’t have much time to keep up with Sports Center. He’s too busy watching Sesame Street. Not in creepy way–with his kids. On the subject of steroid use, Teixeira had this to say: “My parents would kill me before any of the media could if I ever got caught doing drugs.” I happen [...]
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