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A Hall of Fame Person
by Melanie Greenberg in February 11th, 2009
Breaking news. Brett Fav-ruh has announced his retirement from the NFL. No, no, no, no, no. Don’t be jerks, guys. Seriously. He means it this time. No crying or anything. Just a meeting with Woody Johnson and an e-mail to ESPN. And we know that when he starts sending e-mails and text messages to ESPN, [...]
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